Considering this is coming from a political gossip blog which got its source from a celebrity gossip blog, it probably is about as real as the Emancipation Retraction or the Hitler Diaries. However, Castro might actually be dead.
You know, Castro was about to give up a while back. Then that rich Republican, his gay assistant, and some fat oaf flew to Cuba and gave him a 1 trillion dollar bill. We've been regretting it ever since.
(Yeah, if Castro really is dead, something might show up on August Prairie. But for now, due to Simpson's goodness and general lightheartedness, it belongs here.)
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